The Rapture of Adventure
“I want to thank you all for coming to my twenty-second birthday soirée,” I said beaming at the eager faces looking up to me, “I’m sure it is an honor for you all to be in attendance.” A busboy in his starched red shirt came to clear away the pizza trays. I gave him my fiercest glare and he ran back to the kitchen, fearing for his job after crossing me during such an important occasion me. I made a mental note to speak with his manager after I finished my speech. “As you all know,” I began, “adventure is in my blood.” A twitter of excitement bubbled up around me. “I climbed the highest peak in Kansas when I was only ten, took a solo canoe trip across the perilous Marion Lake Reservoir at twelve and spent the summer of my fourteenth year exploring the dangerous depths of Washington Park Arboretum.” My words were met with the polite laughter of people who understood wh...